I always cringe when people use poor grammar. So I often have some self-doubt about my own skills, and worry about things like “too many commas”!
When Slatt posted his results, I couldn’t stand it. I had to take the quiz. Right up front, I must be honest with readers–if I had achieved this level, this post wouldn’t exist:
You are a complete and utter BASTARDIZATION of the English tongue! Unless this is your third language, there is absolutely no excuse for your ignorance. You shame us with your speech. Go back and finish your schooling, bastard.
To warn you, I tried selecting every wrong answer I could and reached AVERAGE, which is pretty scary.
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!
If your mission in life is not already to
preserve the English tongue, it should be.
Congratulations and thank you!
How grammatically sound are you?
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You are a GRAMMAR GOD!
Yeah I done real good. I owe it all to my wife the grammar perfectionist. Me and her studies it a lot.
Comment by wallace — May 18, 2004 @ 10:23 pm