I couldn’t pass up this joke:
A lion in the zoo was lying in the sun licking its rear end when a visitor turned to the zoo keeper and said, “That’s a docile old thing isn’t it?”
“No way,” said the zoo keeper, “it’s the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a Frenchman into the cage and completely devoured him.”
“Hardly seems possible” said the astonished visitor, “but why is it lying there licking its rear?”
“The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth.”
I picked this up from a link at John Ray’s site. It goes to another blog which has an interesting “Found Nemo” graphic you need to see.