This is a book I need to read: How to Line up Your 4th Putt by Bobby Rusher. Some tips to be gleaned from it are:
* achieve a flawless swing without injuring yourself or loved ones
* score well at night
* find a ball that everyone saw go into the water
* use profanity to maximize earnings on the golf course
* How to hit a Top Flite from the rough when you hit a Titleist from the tee
* How to avoid the water when you lie 8 in the bunker
* How to get more distance out of a shank
* Using your shadow on the greens to maximize earnings
* Proper etiquette when you are playing with a complete jerk
* Crying and how to handle it
* How to rationalize a 7 hour round
* How to make hitting short of the ladies tee look sexy
* How to let a foursome play through your twosome without getting embarrassed
* How to relax when you’re hitting five off the tee
* When to suggest swing corrections to your opponent
* God and the meaning of the double bogey
There will be a quiz.