Bunker Mulligan "Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." ~Mark Twain

August 11, 2004

Golf on TV

Filed under: Golf — Bunker @ 8:54 am

In 1955, as televised golf was in its infancy, Henry Longhurst requested feedback from viewers:

“Again, do we talk too little or too much? For myself, I prefer to err on the side of what Sidney Smith described, in reference to the loquacious Macaulay, as ‘brilliant flashes of silence’.”

Longhurst is known as the standard in golf coverage. But few in this country really pay him heed as they pay him homage. Perhaps it is viewers in the US who are to blame. We hate dead air time, whether it be football, baseball, or golf. Perhaps televised tennis has less voice-over. One network tried the silent treatment years ago, with no commentary at all during an entire NFL game. Once.

British golf commentary has always had a bit of class not shared by the counterpart in the US. Part of it has to do with the educational system these men grew up in, where the Classics were still taught. Their commentary often resorts to references to folks like Macaulay. But there is also the poetic turn of phrase we seldom get from American announcers.

“Hitting each shot before the average American professional would have had time to test the direction of a non-existent wind.”

I like David Feherty for that reason. His humor is simply a plus. Much is made of Gary McCord’s humor, but it really could never compare. Phrasing is everything. McCord would never say, as Feherty did after first watching Tiger, “My flabber has been gasted.”

Jerry Tarde, in an article for Golf Digest, spoke of a relationship between Longhurst and Douglas Bader. It is worth reading. But a couple of points worth mentioning here explain why British announcers are often so much better:

Henry described himself as born to travel first-class but without the price of a ticket. He was a Cambridge man, elected to Parliament in the 1940s, the former German Amateur golf champion, and a very fine writer, but in the way television twists everything, he became best known for his eloquent reporting on golf for the BBC. He was the only golf commentator to work for two American networks at the same time, both ABC and CBS, which was just as inconceivable then as now. And he was one of the great gin drinkers, but I digress.

Eloquence lubricated with gin.

Democrats

Filed under: Politics — Bunker @ 5:55 am

I really haven’t said much about the Swift Boat Veterans’ book or ad. As an old GI, I guess I just already knew these things about Kerry. There have been too many little things he’s said and done which clicked in my mind as being odd.

Matthew Yglesias has one comment that stands out:

It’s a little hard to see what could possibly be the motive for a Kerry lie on this front, which makes it plausible that there’s a reasonable explanation, but also a little freaky if there does turn out to be one.

I expect better from Matthew. It troubles me that he, as one of those on the Dark Side I view as being brighter than most, has that much trouble discerning reasons. After all, Kerry is nothing if not arrogant. One-upsmanship knows no logic but arrogance.

The Democratic Party has never really accepted the military. This whole issue interests me simply as a vehicle for studying the New Democratic Party. In my half-century plus on this planet I’ve never met a collective of people with more integrity and sense of honor than those in the military. Yet the Democrats have consistently belittled them, and found every possible example to display how the military has no integrity or sense of honor. That is, until John Kerry decided to run for President. They would now hold him up as a paragon of personal virtue.

Of course, when 250 men who served with him, commanded him, in Vietnam come out and call him a liar, people supporting Kerry’s campaign would have us all revert to the “military people are liars” mode.

I wish they would make up my mind.

August 10, 2004

RNC Convention

Filed under: Politics — Bunker @ 2:19 pm

Matt has posted an updated RNC Convention Blogger List. I think the quality of coverage from some of this crew will outshine anything the established media might produce. This is a lineup of quality writers, who have the drive to get through any glitz thrown their way.

I won’t watch the convention, but I’ll check these folks daily.

Labels

Filed under: Society-Culture — Bunker @ 12:10 pm

I’ve considered my views on how our social values impact the political process many times. I dislike the terms “liberal” and “conservative” as they are used to describe a political philosophy because they really have no meaning in that venue. I tend to use “leftist” as a derogatory term because of my views on socialism. I want to be as clear as I can in this that I mean to talk about social and cultural beliefs, not their parallels in politics.

The base definition of liberal is a perspective which views change as good, counter to conservatism which sees the staus quo as good. A social liberal is one who believes that as long as someone doesn’t impose themselves on others, they should have the freedom to do as they please. A conservative would expect all to behave in a similar manner, even if coerced to do so.

Now, consider those two concepts for a second and think about which fits the actions of the different “groups” in this country. Don’t simply respond in knee-jerk fashion. Think about it in some detail, especially in light of current social issues.

Now consider that the concept of socialism is for total equality in all things for everyone, regardless of ability, talent, or work ethic.

Where do those who consider themselves to be liberal really fall in this measure? Those who consider themselves conservative?

A true liberal doesn’t care what your skin color is, or what sexual partner you prefer. A conservative does care, and wants you to care, too. All must believe alike. A true liberal would believe that some people can graduate from high school with only 10 years in the classroom, but others might need 15. A true conservative would believe everyone should finish school in the same amount of time.

What we see now is that the two terms have really become reversed in many ways. I’m considered a conservative. But I don’t care about anyone else’s sexual preferences. I just don’t want them in my face about it. I don’t want to know anything about Madonna’s sex life, either. It isn’t a heterosexual/homosexual issue with me. That’s my freedom. Those who are today considered liberal want everyone to celebrate someone’s homosexuality. Everyone. Think about that for a while in terms of other issues and see if your own beliefs match something other than you thought.

Today, Nathan Hale has an interesting perspective at The American Thinker. Perhaps in this highly-charged political atmosphere of the day, we can all sit back for a while and ponder our own biases and beliefs in the larger context of World History. And consider that this nation was formed by a group of men who understood very clearly that no colony had ever before successfully divorced itself from the Mother Country. They knew history, and they knew the risks. They looked at themselves very closely before deciding on a direction. We know which way they chose.

Can you make that monumental decision for yourself? Will you let others tell you how to think? Can you weigh the consequences of a wrong decision without resorting to clich

Aussie News

Filed under: General Rants — Bunker @ 6:01 am

If you don’t read Slattsnews each day, you should.

they think DIY stands for drive-in yoga

I view Aussies as kindred Texans who just happen to live farther south. Each morning I begin my reading with folks like Slatts, Kev, Tim, and others in time zones earlier than mine.

August 9, 2004

Golf Psychology

Filed under: Golf — Bunker @ 6:33 pm

Several years ago, in a tournament at Brookhaven Country Club in Dallas, I was playing in about the third flight. We were all playing to win, but enjoying ourselves in the process. We followed right behind a group in the first flight. There were some very good golfers at the club, which boasted Andrew Magee, Scott Verplank, and Brian Watts as alumni from the junior program. Two of the players in the group ahead of us had played in the mini-tours some years before.

As we sat back waiting to tee off on a par three, we watched as the good players finished up on the green. The head pro drove by and asked how we were doing, and we all laughed. He knew what that meant. But then something struck me. So I spoke up. “You know, I would really like to play as well as the guys in that group. But, we’re having fun. I don’t think they are.” And they really weren’t. They fretted over putts, and missing a spot on the fairway bothered them. I was always just happy to hit the fairway.

I guess that’s what really separates golf from other sports. You can be bad and still enjoy yourself. And no matter how bad you are, you still (on occasion) hit the perfect shot–the one you truly wanted to hit.

I’ve sunk my share of 40-foot triple-break putts, and I’ve hit the fairway with a tee shot that rolled to a stop 340 yards away. I’ve had a 170-yard 6-iron bounce and roll into the hole for an ace. I’ve hit an 8-iron from the rough that did the same for an eagle. Those things really aren’t commonplace even on the tour. Ben Hogan never had a hole-in-one during tournament play.

Weekend golfers try to improve every time we play. When someone breaks 100 for the first time, or 90, or 80, it is a special event. But at least one time in every round, the average golfer hits that pure shot. And it’s a good feeling. How often does that happen in other sports? Can you really imagine standing at the plate while Randy Johnson throws pitches to you? Could you ever make contact? How about trying to throw a pass with NFL linemen attacking? Chances are you would never succeed. That isn

The Commandments Of Establishmentarian Politics

Filed under: Society-Culture — Bunker @ 7:52 am

Francis Poretto, the Curmudgeon, takes us all to task for not understanding politics:

Nothing shakes the crowned heads of America’s kingmakers like a sense of connection between a sitting president and the general public: “Why, he might cease to cater to us and start heeding the cries of the great unwashed! We could lose our seats on the gravy train! This must be stopped at once!”

He’s right. We are often lemmings when it comes to politics. It is the primary reason I don’t identify myself as a member of either major party. I have donated to the Bush campaign, but when the Republican Party calls asking for a donation, I tell them I don’t donate to groups, just individuals. Any money I donate to the RNC may end up funding someone whose candidacy I don’t support, such as Alan Keyes. That’s not a slam at Keyes as a person, but he has no business running for office in Illinois. Nor did Bobby Kennedy or Hillary Clinton have any business running in New york.

But our own “elite” want the country run as they see fit. Both parties are guilty, but the Democrats carry the main load. And please, don’t give me this “for the rich” argument about the Republicans. It just ain’t true. Teddy Roosevelt broke that early in the 20th century. Ken Lay was not a creature of the Bush Administration. He donated to both parties, and spent at least two nights in the Clinton White House. Enron got the sweet deal in India through the good graces of Clinton’s Commerce Department. That deal fell through and Enron went bankrupt as Bush took office. Both parties depend on donations from the wealthiest of Americans.

It might interest you to take a look at the Website for the Federal Election Commission. The average individual donation for Bush’s 2000 campaign was $300. The average for Gore was over $800. Bush simply received more donations from “the little people” in this country. Both Bush and Kerry are running neck-and-neck this year, and with the Campaign Finance Reform laws in place the average has jumped to over $1000 per individual. Funny, I thought all that money was going away from the political process.

And BIG MONEY still dominates. Either more than ever, or more openly than ever. Aren’t all these celebrities millionaires? How about George Soros? The 527 organizations are spending lots of money. No, they can’t endorse a particular candidate (wink, wink). So all is fine, right?

This election is really shaping up to be a referendum on ourselves more than anything else. Do we really want a political class in this country, people whose entire lives are wrapped up in being a “member” of Congress or the Senate? They like to call it “public service”. Almost every politician I’ve dealt with in person as a non-constituent has acted as if I were supposed to serve him. Public service is doing volunteer work, not drawing a healthy paycheck and enjoying the perks of office. But the phrase sounds good and plays well to political groupies.

Thomas Jefferson advocated term limits. I’ve never considered that a good thing. I’m beginning to change my mind.

I need a new soap box. I’ve about worn this one out.

***UPDATE*** Gary Aldrich has been through the Establishment mill himself, and can tell you about it.

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