Bunker Mulligan "Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." ~Mark Twain

March 25, 2004

Quiet time

Filed under: Bunker's Favorites — Bunker @ 7:30 am

The picture was taken in Bend, Oregon. A doe left her fawn in a safe place while she went off to eat. About four hours later, she returned and the two of them went on their merry way. Today started out being depressing, but this photo made me feel much better. I hope it does the same for you.



March 23, 2004

9/11 Commission

Filed under: Bunker's Favorites,Politics — Bunker @ 2:03 pm

The entire 9/11 Commission spectacle is a sham. The purported goal is to determine if anything could have been done to prevent the tragedy. That goal is unattainable.

The Air Force had an organization called the Foreign Technology Division. I assume it still exists in some form. Their job was to take equipment obtained through various means, and reverse-engineer it. That phrase, “reverse engineering,” does not mean take an existing part and try to build copies. It entails considerable effort, and a lot of serendipity.

Normally, in engineering, you determine a form, fit, or function of a component and design something to meet those requirements within the materials and manufacturing capability at your disposal. Conceptually, a lot of data points are considered which drive your design to a conclusion. In reverse engineering, the process is, well, reversed. You already have the final product. Your job is to derive from that the materials and manufacturing capabilities, as well as the design concepts that drove the design to be what you hold in your hand. The task is to start at a single point, and try to retrace the steps back to the beginning. You can never really be sure.

That is the world of intelligence. Analysts must take many bits and pieces of information and try to trace them to some starting point. Only then can they be relatively certain that their conclusions regarding future events might be valid. And it also requires that serendipitous thought or event to bring it all together. Most of us, given enough knowledge of a situation, could draw some conclusions regarding what might happen next. But how confident would you be? Let’s say you are driving behind someone talking on a cell phone. You approach an intersection. Will that person stop for the old lady about to step into the crosswalk? Can you be sure?

That is what this Commission is trying to determine. Could anyone in the intelligence agencies have concluded that hijackers, on September 11, 2001, would take over four airliners and smash them into buildings? Should they have known the hijackers would use box cutters as weapons? Could they have been certain enough to put armed sky marshals on every flight that particular day to thwart an attempted hijacking? How many days could they have done that? Should they have figured out that the hijackers wouldn’t do what every one had done before and not hold the passengers hostage? This isn’t The Hunt for Red October, where Jack Ryan can risk the lives of millions on a hunch. And get it right.

Many pundits want to see someone held accountable. How can you do that? Intelligence didn’t give bad information. They didn’t have all the information. Did someone say, “Ah, don’t worry about it. Nobody hijacks planes any more.”? Did they do something wrong to be held accountable, or are people simply embarrassed? If you aren’t getting good analysis, find people who can do that better. But if the analysis draws wrong conclusions because the information is limited, how will you ever get anyone to commit to “I know for sure” rather than “I think” if you chop off legs for wrong “I thinks”?

No valid conclusions will be drawn from these hearings. And nobody, even in retrospect, will be able to see where previous conclusions were wrong. They will find, at best, where information wasn’t accurate, or where something considered inconsequential before might have been of value if placed in context with something else considered consequential. But how does that help in the future? There will always be culling of information. If all information is considered, conclusions scatter all over chart. There has to be some thread which drive the design to a final product.

If the Clinton Administration had killed bin Laden, the events of 9/11 would still have occurred. If we had picked up a hijacker from each flight, and each of them talked, perhaps we might have avoided the attack. But if we missed a single flight, that flight would have completed its mission.

So, all the politicians will get their feel-good moment. Some will blame Clinton, some will blame Bush. Still others will blame the CIA and FBI. Media personalities will be able to display their grasp of the entire process, and put it into words we commoners can understand. Nothing will happen except to make those who must piece the whole thing together every day using suspect information more cautious in their analysis.

Isn’t that what this process should be trying to eliminate?

Dogs are cool

Filed under: Bunker's Favorites,General Rants — Bunker @ 11:31 am

That’s right. I said Dogs are cool! Really COOL! We have two. A Jack Russell (Jack. I’m so creative) and a homeless chihuahua we picked up one stormy winter night (Chester. As in Chester Copperpot).

Jack is boss, but Chester wants to be. He just can’t run as fast, and gets tangled up when he tries. Both feel they need to be on my lap when I sit at the computer. So, I’ll simply blame them for bad grammar and misspellings.

Jack has issues with cats, too. He doesn’t hate them. In fact, he doesn’t hate anything. But he wants to play with them. They look like his Mr Hedgehog toy, and he simply wants to see if they squeak. They do, but they do it as they leave the immediate vicinity.

He also likes to swim. Pool, lake, creek, surf. Any water will do. Oh, yes, you must throw something for him to retrieve. Again, and again, and again.

Chester doesn’t swim. Tiny feet don’t propel very well. But he’s a pretty good ballerina. When he stretches, he looks like squirrels I’ve skinned in the past.

Good dogs. Both cool in their individual ways.

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March 13, 2004

French Joke

Filed under: Bunker's Favorites — Bunker @ 3:17 pm

I couldn’t pass up this joke:

A lion in the zoo was lying in the sun licking its rear end when a visitor turned to the zoo keeper and said, “That’s a docile old thing isn’t it?”

“No way,” said the zoo keeper, “it’s the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a Frenchman into the cage and completely devoured him.”

“Hardly seems possible” said the astonished visitor, “but why is it lying there licking its rear?”

“The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth.”

I picked this up from a link at John Ray’s site. It goes to another blog which has an interesting “Found Nemo” graphic you need to see.

March 11, 2004

Have you seen it all?

Filed under: Bunker's Favorites — Bunker @ 8:03 pm

When you’ve reached the end of your rope, take a look.

Thanks to Curmudgeon Emeritus Francis Porretto.

March 6, 2004

Eye of God

Filed under: Bunker's Favorites — Bunker @ 2:35 pm


From the Hubble. Need I say more?

March 1, 2004

Trying to Grok

Filed under: Bunker's Favorites — Bunker @ 6:05 am

Sarah’s new site is up and running this morning. If you haven’t visited it before, do it now. She is in my “Big Minds” link list for a reason.

One of the great links she had today is here. Like all satire, the truth is what makes it funny.

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