Bunker Mulligan "Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." ~Mark Twain

May 24, 2004

Old men at war

Filed under: Military — Bunker @ 5:34 am

Got this in an email from another old guy.

If I could, I’d enlist today and help my country track down those responsible for killing thousands of innocent people in New York City and Washington, DC. But, I’m over 50 now and the Armed Forces say I’m too old to track down terrorists. You can’t be older than 35 to join the military.

They’ve got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn’t be able to join until you?re at least 35.

For starters: Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more that 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.

Young guys haven’t lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. If we can’t kill the enemy we’ll complain them into submission: “My back hurts!” “I’m hungry!” “Where’s the remote control?”

An 18-year-old hasn’t had a legal beer yet and you shouldn’t go to war until you’re at least old enough to legally drink. An average old guy, on the other hand, has consumed 126,000 gallons of beer by the time he’s 35 and a jaunt through the desert heat with a backpack and M-60 would do wonders for the old beer belly.

An 18-year-old doesn’t like to get up before 10 a.m. Old guys get up early anyway (to pee).

If old guys are captured we couldn’t spill the beans because we’d probably forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser.

Boot camp would actually be easier for old guys. We’re used to getting screamed and yelled at and we actually like soft food. We’ve also developed a deep appreciation for guns and rifles. We like them almost better than naps. They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I’ve been in combat and didn’t see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after training. I can hear the Drill Sergeant now, “Get down and give me…er…one.”

And the running part is kind of a waste of energy. I’ve never seen anyone outrun a bullet. An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He’s still learning to shave, to actually carry on a conversation, to wear pants without the top of the butt crack showing and the boxer shorts sticking out, to learn that a pierced tongue catches food particles, and that a 200-watt speaker in the back seat of a Honda Accord can rupture an eardrum. All great reasons to keep our sons at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off to a possible death. Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten cowards who attacked our hearts on September 11. The last thing the enemy would want to see right now is a couple of million old farts with attitudes

May 23, 2004

Honest Blogger Quiz

Filed under: Society-Culture — Bunker @ 7:27 pm

I think anyone who has read my musings might be able to answer these for me. I think I’ll post these on my “About” page for anyone new.

1. Which political party do you typically agree with?
I’m not a group person. All political parties expect you to follow their particular agenda. I’ve been involved with the Republican Party in local issues, and believe most folks in local politics share similar views. The Republicans, however, are more consistent in working to solve problems rather than talk about them.

2. Which political party do you typically vote for?
Probably Republican 90% of the time. I’ve only voted a straight ticket once in my life.

3. List the last five presidents that you voted for?
In reverse order, Bush, Dole, Bush, Bush, Reagan. I voted for Carter his first election, and was eager to vote against him his second.

4. Which party do you think is smarter about the economy?
Republican. I’m a libertarian, and they profess belief in lower taxes and smaller government. I want to see them make good on these things.

5. Which party do you think is smarter about domestic affairs?
Again, I’m a libertarian and the Republican Party believes you can help people, but not run their lives.

6. Do you think we should keep our troops in Iraq or pull them out?
We pull out, the war on terrorists is over…until they hit us again. Hard.

7. Who, or what country, do you think is most responsible for 9/11?
Al-Qaeda directly and hard-core Muslims in general.

8. Do you think we will find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
Undoubtedly. I think we will find many more in Syria (eventually), and some will show up in the US in an attack.

9. Yes or no, should the U.S. legalize marijuana?
No. Here is one place where the Libertarian Party and I part ways. It is tacitly legal right now in most places. Why ask for more problems?

10. Do you think the Republicans stole the last presidental election?
I lost count of groups doing recounts. All showed Bush beating Gore. The attempted theft was from Gore’s side.

11. Do you think Bill Clinton should have been impeached because of what he did with Monica Lewinski?
He wasn’t impeached for activity with Monica. He purjured himself in a sworn deposition. For that offense, yes.

12. Do you think Hillary Clinton would make a good president?
Bill was just a good old boy who viewed the Presidency as a new way to meet women. Hillary scares me. Really scares me.

13. Name a current democrat who would make a great president:
Lieberman is the only one with any credibility. The Democrats have become a one-issue party: Abortion.

14. Name a current Republican who would make a great president:
Condoleeza Rice.

15. Do you think that women should have the right to have an abortion?
Early, yes. But I would counsel against it.

16. What religion are you?
Reformed Baptist, and a combination of all religions I’ve read.

17. Have you read the Bible all the way through?
Yes. Several times.

18. What?s your favorite book?
Tough. Fail Safe is one I’ve read many times. A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court might top it.

19. Who is your favorite band?
Beatles and Buffett.

20. Who do you think you?ll vote for president in the next election?
Bush. If he does something really stupid, I’d have a tough time. Kerry is a definite no-go.

21. What website did you see this on first?
Hud’s Blog-O-Rama

Journalism In America

Filed under: Society-Culture — Bunker @ 3:16 pm

Journalists in this country have lost their way. They have become staid and predictable, something none of them would ever admit to being. They are all after the story, and once it is found they pounce on it trying to outdo one another in its telling. Don’t bother trying to tell them there are other stories of more import. You are a mere civilian, incapable of passing judgement.

Many people believe they are now simply out to make sure George W. Bush isn’t reelected this year. There may be some of that, but I don’t think it is simple politicking. They definitely don’t like the military, and will report anything that puts soldiers in a bad light. They know they’re doing it, and try to make nice by posting “hero pictures” from time to time. “Must show we support the troops!”

What has really put them in this situation is the lack of any real contrasting voice. They all say pretty much the same thing, with variations only in word choice. Often, even that is no different. When any voice speaks up contrarlily, it is condemned as being far right wing. I’ve never heard anyone who disagrees with our journalistic professionals called far left wing. Is there any better indicator of where they stand as a group?

This all started with the decline in the number of independent daily newspapers. Fair and balanced went out the door as fewer and fewer daily newspapers were available throughout the country. Cities lost conflicting viewpoints in newspaper reading, and citizens got less and less information. There was no longer any need for a paper owner or editor to ever concern himself with offering opposing views.

This expanded into television. I’ve quit watching local “news” on television, and haven’t missed anything. Most local newscasts are rehash of national news, interspersed with a local video or two and the weather. They’ve become parrots, and spend their intellectual capital on a few Big Weeks each year. It is accepted today that the main network newscasts are mirrors of the leftist vision of events.

I reach back to the days of newspapers as a time when journalism was a real profession because Mark Twain’s story, Journalism in Tennessee, sheds a light on how news was once a mission. Of course, the story is humor in understatement regarding Clemens’ short (imaginary) tour of duty as associate editor for the Morning Glory and Johnson County War-Whoop. It is also an exaggerated essay on how journalism took root in newspapers across the country.

In short, the chief editor of the War-Whoop is in conflict with editors of other papers, and these conflicts inflict physical damage on the associate editor as a bystander. There is little of this editorial violence today. And the only question being asked is, “Why are the media biased?” Rather, the question should be “Why are they not?”

News has always had a bias. Hearst made his fortune on bias. So did Luce. Fortunately, the bias was split betwen sides–The Arizona Republic and The Arkansas Democrat proudly displayed their particular bias–and readers knew the tone to expect from a paper. The morning paper carried one perspective, and the afternoon paper countered. Not as violently as the War-Whoop and competitors, but contrary just the same. Americans were allowed to read and decide for themselves. Newspapers, along with television news, have always wanted to influence readers, listeners, and viewers. Yet they had no monopoly in the past and couldn’t impose their views. Today’s news is no different on CBS, NBC, or ABC, and local stations take their feeds from them. This loss is due to template journalism in the remaining papers of the country, where every story from AP, UPI, or Reuter’s is used as-is or simply fleshed out. Most cities now have only one newspaper, so readers get only one perspective. I know people who are considered knowlegeable of current events because they read their paper cover-to-cover. Unfortunately, they read nothing else, so they are limited and not really knowlegeable.

The process of learning the news business has changed. In the “good ol’ days”, reporters came up through the system at a paper. They may not even have what we now call an education. Today, colleges turn out thousands of graduates each year with a degree in journalism. The same degree. It matters little which college they attended, the curricula for all schools is mandated by accrediting boards which don’t much care for excursions from the norm. Each of these graduates who actually gets a job in journalism is surrounded by people with the same coursework, who’ve been taught by professors with the same outlook. Their horizons are, understandably narrow. They then must come up with a different slant on the same story that everyone else is covering. The competition based on being first rather than being different, and having a fresh point of view.

Offering a conflicting view is no longer a journalistic imperative. Oh, they do want to be in conflict with the government, but don’t want to chance being in conflict with each other. It’s much more difficult to carry your own argument than it is to go along with your fellow reporters. So why not take the intellectually easy route. And if you question the judgement of your peers, they may one day come back and question yours. Then your self-esteem might get damaged. Milk toast rules.

Twain’s associate editor had his ear shot off. I’m not sure which damage would be more frightening to today’s reporters.

UPDATE: Jay Rosen and his readers have more on this topic over at PressThink. As a group, they believe this has more to do with striving to appear objective, when that is a real impossibility.

Quick to Judge

Filed under: International — Bunker @ 2:23 pm

Reporters and many people in this country are quick to believe anything bad about our military. In particular, reporters have been pounding on the doings at Abu Ghraib ad nauseum in hopes of uncovering this war’s My Lai.

From the first, the reports coming in about the US attack on a wedding party in western Iraq were given instant credibility. Media types were quick to attribute this attack to the military (“poor dears, they didn’t know any better”) not realizing that the people shooting at them were actually shooting in the air in celebration. Wretchard has been on top of this from the beginning. Now, this offers more clarification of the situation.

I understand each news organization wanting to break a story. I simply wish they would not automatically assume the worst of our troops. We have a far better record than anyone else in the world, at any point in history you care to choose.

Thanks, Oda Mae!

May 22, 2004

AAAA

Filed under: Golf — Bunker @ 6:50 pm

Yesterday and today I played in the Army Aviation Association of America annual golf tournament. We played a scramble yesterday, and today was Best Ball. For you who don’t know such things, all four players play their own ball, and the team gets the best score of the four on each hole. After yesterday we were in fourth place. Today we played the base course and finished second, third overall. I got a trophy. I’ve never received a golf trophy before, even though I’ve won or placed in many tournaments.


trophy (62K)

We decided to keep the team together next year. We got along really well, and played pretty well together. I had another Jeckyll/Hyde round today. I carried the team (best ball) on the front nine with a 37, but shot 48 on the back with one out of bounds and putts that wouldn’t drop. We finished 1 under today. Not bad for a team with a 15 handicap (me), two 20’s, and a 20-something. The team that beat us today was 2 under, and one of the players carries a 4 handicap. Of course, “brisk” winds can equalize everyone.

The extra added feature was my teaming up with the #2 man here. He is the civilian deputy to the commander. He is also a former maintenance officer (Army), and we got along very well. He and I will begin playing regularly, and another member of our team comes down about once a month from Huntsville, AL, and will join us for a little team practice!

Three new friends, and a new regular playing partner. Successful weekend, and it isn’t even over yet.

May 21, 2004

Chalabi

Filed under: International — Bunker @ 8:57 pm

I’ve been busy today. Meetings this morning, and and the first round of the Army Aviation Association of America golf tournament this afternoon. The standard 40+ MPH wind beat me up badly today. But the enchiladas and fajitas afterwards were pretty good.

No time to really catch up on the news of the day, but Rob has a pretty good wrap-up of the Chalabi case.

I’m sorry I missed Mansoor Ijaz’s appearance this morning. He is the top analyst for events in the Muslim world, and has better contacts than anyone else.

Chalabi, the darling of the State Department, is toast. Read Rob’s post for the best info. If I can find something by Ijaz, I’ll certainly link to it.

May 20, 2004

Abu Ghraib

Filed under: Military — Bunker @ 2:01 pm

There are many good lines in this article by Bill Bennett from notes in his speech before the Claremont Institute’s President’s Club. I can only say this is the clearest, least accusatory explanation I’ve seen.

Our enemy is horrid, wicked, inhuman. Those are the adjectives for 9/11, and for 5/11. Not “inhumane,” as some of our soldiers acted at Abu Ghraib. Inhuman. The moral equivalence, and the adjectival equivalence, needs to end now.

He spends a great deal of time talking about how the prisoner abuse relates to many other happenings in this war. In one instant he quotes Daniel Patrick Moynihan, one of the best UN Ambassadors we’ve ever had, and a Democratic Senator who was American before he was Democrat:

“Am I ashamed to speak on behalf of a less than perfect country? Find me a better one. Do I suppose there are societies which are free of sin? No, I don’t. Do I think ours is, on balance, incomparably the most hopeful set of human relations the world has? Yes, I do. Have we done obscene things? Yes, we have. How did our people learn about them? They learned about them on television and in the newspapers.”

He also makes very clear how root causes have no link to societal status or environment. Lynndie England is the woman in all the abuse photos. Joe Darby is the soldier who turned in her and the others:

We know little of England, save that she grew up fairly poor and in a trailer park. As if that general report explains anything. It doesn’t. Here’s what we know, now, of Specialist Joe Darby: “Darby lived in a coal town, in a household headed by a disabled stepfather. To make ends meet, he worked the night shift at Wendy’s.” Bad actions, wrong actions, even evil actions, have nothing to do with economics, poverty, wealth, or any other artificial construct any more than good actions do. They have to do with moral fiber. Those who attacked us on 9/11, as much as those who planned and trained them, were upper- and middle-class Arabs. Bin Laden is wealthier than any of us can hope to be. Mohammed Atta drove a Mercedes. Al-Zawahiri is a physician from an upper-class family. Let’s hear no more of root causes; let’s speak, instead, of right and wrong and good and evil.

I’ve seen comments on left-leaning web sites about “These guards probably had never heard of the Geneva Convention.” As if that really meant anything in this case:

What happened at Abu Ghraib was not a matter of poor training or bad supervision. These were humans acting inhumanely. When I hear that they were not properly trained or supervised, I wonder if those who say that have lost their common sense as well.

I agree. But to answer the accusation, Everyone in the military receives training in the rules of the Geneva Convention, and those deploying get additional training. MPs get additional, recurring training. To make that accusation is to claim people in the military are idiots, which may be exactly what the speaker wants to say.

For all the whining we hear on television about how the military was covering things up, remember the military found out, began an investigation, and held the first trial of those involved in five months. How long has the Kobe Bryant case been running? Or Scott Peterson’s trial? Some will say this was fast-tracked after release in the press. Wrong. The dates were set before the first article came out. And the military court system doesn’t waste time. Court-martial panels are made up of people with other jobs to tend to, and they have little sympathy for circus clowns. I’ve sat on them. I’ve been part of military trials where someone’s life is changed drastically because of choices they made. You want the truth. Period. You are dealing with someone’s life, and it is important to exactly understand the circumstances. Find that in a civilian court of law.

Bennet’s article is excellent, and heartily recommended.

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