An interesting list from Doug Giles:
You might be a metrosexual if …
- You use more than three words when ordering your Starbuck’s,
- You’re still into rollerblading,
- You put on cologne to go to the gym,
- You have an Armani Exchange or Banana Republic credit card,
- You Tivo Sex in the City and/or Will and Grace,
- You watch Friends with a note pad,
- You have panic attacks (look, either have a real heart attack or cut the crap. That feeling you’re feeling is not death; it’s called responsibility and most everybody feels it. So … suck it up, drink a Guinness and get a life),
- You shave any part of your body except your face or skull,
- You buy your shampoo at a salon instead of a grocery store,
- You take more than two, that’s two, minutes to fix your hair,
- You think Ben Affleck, Colin Farrell, and Orlando Bloom are really, really good actors,
- You think you have a feminine side to get in touch with, and/or
- You must have Evian and only Evian for hydration (Hey, thongmeister. What’s Evian spelled backwards? That’s what you are).
Who are Colin Farrell and Orlando Bloom?
Who needs more than five seconds to fix their hair? I can do it with a washcloth.
Isn’t Orlando Bloom, like a theme park cartoon character or somethin’??
And by the way, because I’m so manly I do shave a few other places besides my face, yet I ain’t no metrosensual.
Comment by Wallace-Midland Texas — April 18, 2005 @ 10:05 am
Orlando Bloom: Legolas in Lord of the Rings. And despite what throngs of screaming teenage girls may think, I found him the weakest of an excellent cast. Not BAD; but I thought that everyone else did so much better. (Well, maybe not Liv Tyler.)
Comment by UML Guy — April 18, 2005 @ 10:44 am
Doug Giles has a point here, but he’s overboard. He waxes eloquent about how Adam chased down his meat on the hoof in the Garden of Eden.
Uh, Doug? Bible says man didn’t eat meat until after Noah’s flood.
Comment by Derek — April 18, 2005 @ 11:18 pm
when i unfortunately end up at a Starbucks, i wait my turn and order coffee. one word. sometimes they ask, “What would you like in that?” “Just coffee,” usually does the trick.
Comment by rammer — April 18, 2005 @ 11:40 pm
Rammer – my husband just says “Drip coffee” – works for him everytime 😉
Me, I’m a foo-foo mocha drinker…
Comment by Barb — April 19, 2005 @ 12:22 pm
Bunker — Before I know which (or is it whish…) kind of m-sexual ah am, ah need to know some definitions first:
Orlando Bloom = Disney World’s Gay Day?
Colin Farrell = A minor Scotch whiskey?
Ben Affleck = The full name of that duck?
Armani = That on-line dating thing?
Will and Grace = Two ways to salvation?
Evian = That little kid Clinton and Reno sent back to Cuba?
Than Kew
Comment by Nekultura — April 19, 2005 @ 7:21 pm