Bunker Mulligan "Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." ~Mark Twain

August 23, 2004

The One on the Left is on the Right

Filed under: General Rants — Bunker @ 5:39 am

Janet Jackson apparently feels she’s no longer receiving enough publicity.

A song began rolling through my mind as I played golf yesterday. It is an old Johnny Cash song. Here are the lyrics.

There once was a musical troupe
A pickin’ singin’ folk group
They sang the mountain ballads
And the folk songs of our land
They were long on musical ability
Folks thought they would go far
But political incompatibility led to their downfall

Well, the one on the right was on the left
And the one in the middle was on the right
And the one on the left was in the middle
And the guy in the rear… was a Methodist

This musical aggregation toured the entire nation
Singing the traditional ballads
And the folk songs of our land
They performed with great virtuosity
And soon they were the rage
But political animosity prevailed upon the stage

Well, the one on the right was on the left
And the one in the middle was on the right
And the one on the left was in the middle
And the guy in the rear… burned his driver’s license

Well the curtain had ascended
A hush fell on the crowd
As thousands there were gathered to hear
The folk songs of our land
But they took their politics seriously
And that night at the concert hall
As the audience watched deliriously
They had a free-for-all

Well, the one on the right was on the bottom
And the one in the middle was on the top
And the one on the left got a broken arm
And the guy in the rear… said, “Oh dear”

Now this should be a lesson
If you plan to start a folk group
Don’t go mixin’ politics
with the folk songs of our land
Just work on harmony and diction
Play your banjo well
And if you have political convictions… keep them to yourself

Now, the one on the left works in a bank
And the one in the middle drives a truck
The one on the right’s an all-night deejay
And the guy in the rear… got drafted

Johnny Cash was no dummy… which tells you what I think about such people as Janet.

August 22, 2004

Bumper Sticker

Filed under: Politics — Bunker @ 4:27 pm

New England Republican, a Homespun Blogger (we have some really good ones, folks) has the best sticker idea I’ve seen. I won’t post it, you need to visit the site.

H.R.4851

Filed under: Government — Bunker @ 4:21 pm

H.R.4851 is something you probably haven’t heard about. The bill’s title is “Social Security Personal Savings Guarantee and Prosperity Act of 2004”. The FreedomWorks web site calls it “A Kennedy-esque Revision.” No, not Ted. One of the smart Kennedys.

On July 20th, Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) and Sen. John Sununu (R-NH) introduced legislation to reform Social Security the right way — with large personal retirement accounts and without tax increases or benefit cuts. These reform measures would allow all workers the option to invest up to half of their payroll taxes into personal retirement accounts and harness the impact of compounded interest — what Einstein called the most powerful force in the universe.

Two others co-sponsor the bill–Rep John T. Doolittle of California and Rep Trent Franks of Arizona.

I’ll write to my Congress-Critter and ask him to support it. He won’t.

And neither will folks who get their news from television. They won’t know about it.

New Logo?

Filed under: Golf — Bunker @ 2:56 pm

Anyone need a new logo for a golf blog?

wacka (97K)

One of playing partners found this on the course today. Pretty descriptive trademark. Never heard of it before!

Parrot Sketch

Filed under: General Rants — Bunker @ 2:18 pm

If you are a Monty Python fan, you must read this:

Democrat:Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this candidate what I elected not a month ago from this very organization.

DNC:Oh yes, the, uh, the cambodian liar…What’s,uh…What’s wrong with it?

Democrat:I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it, my lad. ‘E’s dead, that’s what’s wrong with it!

DNC:No, no, ‘e’s uh,…he’s resting.

The original is here for those of you wondering why everyone else is laughing.

Punctilious found it first. She shares my sense of humor.

Can you smell the fear?

Filed under: Bunker's Favorites,Society-Culture — Bunker @ 12:26 pm

Our Constitution’s First Amendment is quite clear:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

For the last 30+ years, the liberal left has attempted to redefine it. They want the first portion to read “Separation of church and state.” They also have some problems with the “abridging the freedom of speech” portion. They are now running scared, and the panic is pretty easy to see. They have been quick to point out that people like Michael Moore and Whoopi Goldberg have a right to speak freely. Yet they do not offer the same freedom to the Swift Boat Vets. The Democratic Party embraces Moore, but tells Dubya he must condemn John O’Neill.

The world is changing before our eyes, my friends. No longer do CBS, ABC, NBC, New York Times, Newsweek, and NPR control the flow of information. And they are very afraid. FoxNews has been subject to demands for their license to be revoked. Walter Cronkite has condemned the internet as a haven for misstated facts. Individual bloggers are attacked. John Hinderaker and his crew at Power Line have taken personal hits from the local “major” media. These guys are pretty smart and up to speed on the facts. Not a smart move, in my humble opinion. They’ve have responded, but their antagonist is in hiding.

You cannot view FoxNews regularly and claim they are right-wing. The only reason you might have for doing so is by relativity. They actually employ some conservative reporters and anchors. Nobody else seems to. But they also have a wide range of perspectives represented.

Even the ones who are conservative, though, are professional enough to keep it outside their work. Brit Hume’s interview with John O’Neill was as tough as they get. He asked the questions that needed to be asked. And he didn’t let anything slide. I’d like to see Katie Couric be as demanding with someone like Michael Moore–ain’t gonna happen.

All this is having an effect. Again, Hindrocket takes the lead and points out that the Presidential race is tightening in the Battleground States.

This freedom of speech stuff is pretty good! Look at me. For a few bucks, a (very) little knowledge of HTML and CSS and PRESTO! I can publish my thoughts! The big difference here in Blogsville, though, is that if I say something that isn’t true, someone will point it out. Try that at the LA Times. The “Blogsville Gazette” kept the Trent Lott story going. It has kept the Swift Boat Vets story going–pretty non-partisan if you ask me.

I think the fear you smell belongs to those you would use the political system to control our society rather than be controlled by it. They are the leftist advocacy groups, the liberal politicians, and the mainstream media–both print and electronic. We who edit the “Blogsville Gazette” have another voice which is being heard more and more each day. And it is replacing the voices of those self-important folks who want to control our thoughts.

Lileks, of course, has a good take on it.

No magazine really reflects the world as I see it. They either magnify an interesting portion beyond its importance, or float off into irrelevance. Which is why I prefer the internet. Every day, a thousand pages. We make it. It

Waaaahhh!

Filed under: Politics — Bunker @ 12:05 pm

MSNBC – Kerry calls on Bush to demand halt to attacks

Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry on Saturday night urged President Bush to

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